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"The best education comes from learning from someone who knows what they are talking about"

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14 Sebab Badut Pupus

The news is out: Terdapat masalah kekurangan badut yang SERIUS. The World Clown Association, the country's largest trade association for clowns, baru2 ni melaporkn keahlian telah berkurangan daripada lingkungan 3,500 kepada 2,500 sejak 2004. Dan menurut Clowns of America International President Glen Kohlberger, masalahnya bahawa anak-anak muda sekarang tidak mahu mengejar clowning sebagai kerjaya.

Ialah sapa nak jadi badut kalau gaji cipuit. Badut yang lebih tua dan berpengelaman dlm buat aneka bentuk belon akan bersara, so jumlah family badut ni makin lama makin sikitlaa. Kalau nak jumpa pon diorang ni time2 ada event dekat mall je haa..

Jika anda minta pendapat daripada orang ramai mengenai badut ni, majoriti akan mengatakan mereka menakutkan atau  pelik. Dan ada banyak alasan mengapa. Budaya muvie badut yang seram2 telah ubah mind set budak2 mahupon orang dewasa termasuklah aku sendiri beri gambaran yang negatif terhadap mereka yang tak bersalah ni. Serious cuak kot...ni antara muvie yang menakut mengenai badut >> Sentuh sini lak 

Berikut adalah 14 Sebab Badut Tak Bersalah Dipersalahkn

1. Science proves it: Clowns are terrifying.

A University of Sheffield study of more than 250 children, aged four to 16, found that kids were very disturbed by the clown imagery placed on the walls of a children's hospital. Child psychologist Patricia Doorbar said, "Very few children like clowns. They are unfamiliar and come from a different era. They don't look funny, they just look odd." The staff at the hospital reported that they have since gone back to "plain walls with areas decorated appropriately."


2. Zeebo in "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" made us pee our pants.

Any '90s kid was surely scarred for life after the episode in which Josh steals the evil clown Zeebo's nose at the Funhouse to prove that it's not haunted. But the funhouse was haunted, of course, so the scary Zeebo hunts down Josh.

3. John Wayne Gacy, one history's most disturbing serial killers, was a clown.

John Wayne Gacy - Original Artwork ('Pogo the Clown' self-portrait)

One of the country's most notorious serial killers, Gacy was convicted of the torture, rape and murder of 33 males between 1972 until his arrest in 1978. He earned the nickname "The Killer Clown" because his day job was entertaining kids at parties as "Pogo the Clown." A horrible killer having a strong fascination with clowns is a surefire way to creep a lot of people out.

4. Krusty the Clown was a boozing, smoking, miserable example for kids.

This perverted, degenerate, always-mad character on "The Simpsons" may be hilarious, but in the end, he just gives clowns a really bad rap.

5. Fear of clowns is an actual diagnosable phobia, called coulrophobia.

People who have studied coulrophobia have found a correlation to the "uncanny valley effect", a term developed by people in robotics to describe the emotional response curve experienced by humans observing lifelike non-human entities. Researchers discovered that people who have coulrophobia find a clown's exaggerated features problematic in gauging the clown's true intent. Respondents "cannot distinguish if the clown is as happy as he seems to be, or if he’s about to rip somebody’s face off."

6. You can never tell what's under their extremely baggy clothes.

Seriously, why do they have to wear clothes that are ten times too big for them? What are they hiding in there? We don't want to know...

7. An NPR survey found that most adults think clowns are "mildly disturbing."

In a response to the news of a possible clown shortage, NPR decided to survey about 7,500 adults and gauge their opinions on clowns. Thirty-six percent of the respondents answered that they found clowns to be "mildly disturbing," while the next most common response was 20 percent of the people answering that they think clowns are just "OK."

8. They stick their tongues out at you.

Why do they think this is funny or cute? There is absolutely nothing reassuring or nice about a person dressed up in strange makeup aggressively sticking his tongue out at you.

9. The Joker in Batman is just not funny at all.

We think the Joker has to be one of the most terrifying depictions of a clown ever -- especially Heath Ledger's (brilliant) menacing and extremely evil psycho interpretation in "The Dark Knight."

10. Even Kramer from "Seinfeld" is afraid of clowns.

In the 49th episode of the series, titled "The Opera," a clown asks Kramer if he ever went to the circus when he was little and if he liked it. Kramer responds that when he was young he was scared of the clowns in the circus. The clown then gives Kramer a creepy smile and asks him if he's still scared of clowns. Kramer uncomfortably answers, "Yeah." We agree, Kramer, we agree.

11. A real clown managed to terrorize a British town just by standing around.

In September 2013, an anonymous man dressed in clown clothing would stand around the streets of the town of Northampton in the United Kingdom. He wouldn't speak and would sometimes hold balloons or a clown teddy. We have only one question: "Why?!"

12. When Frasier dressed up as a clown, he gave his father a heart attack.

In one episode of the eponymous series, Frasier has a patient who is afraid of clowns (typical). He dresses up as a clown in an attempt to cure her, but instead scares his father so much that he gives him a heart attack and has to take him to the hospital. And then, once he gets to the hospital, his patient who is afraid of clowns sees him and screams hysterically. See, clowns are just dangerous.

13. Juggalos have turned the clown culture into something completely not kid-friendly.

Fans of the band Insane Clown Posse partake in acts of debauchery, such as spraying cans of Faygo, making loud "whoop, whoop" sounds, listening to aggressive Horrorcore music and maintaining a "joking" obsession with murder. Oh yeah, they also wear excessive amounts of face paint to make their faces look like creepy clowns.

14. Pennywise from "It" will forever haunt your dreams.

We think it's almost impossible to find someone whose perception of clowns wasn't permanently scarred by the movie "It." The movie, based on Stephen King's novel, stars Tim Curry as "Pennywise," a sadistic and wise-cracking clown who haunts the lives of innocent outcast kids by transforming himself into their deepest and darkest fears and exploiting their phobias. This movie makes clowns seem so nice!

In conclusion, the reason why clowns aren't popular anymore is because this seems to be what happens every time they show up at a party...

Kita tunggu Astrok lancarkn program baru SKOOL OF BADUT lak.

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Top 10 Scariest Clown Movies

SCORE IS THE CREEPY FACTOR (0-100)

1.Poltergeist - 100: One scene is probably responsible for half the world's therapy sessions. Still to this day, if I'm around clowns, dolls, thunder, lightning... Hell, anything... I cry like a baby. This clown is even scarier before it moves. The anticipation is insanely horrifying.

2.Pee Wee's Big Adventure - 98: Just when you think the dizzying camera effects and evil laugh make the stolen bike clown scene the worst... you remember that there are also evil nurse clowns running through dark 
hallways pushing gurneys to some ridiculously tense Elfman music.

3.It - 96: "We all float down here." Okay, that's all I can say or Stephen King's Pennywise will eat me.

4.Batman: The Dark Knight - 95: If you have a minute, he'll tell you how his mouthy grin was cut with a razor, and he'll make it seem like it was your fault. A man with no fear is scary indeed, and he has less fear than Batman himself. He even does magic tricks. The fact that he died in real life before the film was released just makes him that much more of a mystery.

5.Killer Klowns from Outer Space - 94: If I did drugs, I bet my life would feel something like this movie. This is one of the most bizarre trips I've ever been on, from the spinning Big Top spaceship to the rubber-masked alien clowns that shoot popcorn from their mouths. If these guys pull up to my house and get out of a car, I think I'll send myself to that big Grand Prize Game in the sky.

6.Clownhouse - 93: Sam Rockwell would agree that three escaped mental patients disguised as clowns chasing you through a huge house does NOT equal a fun Friday night.

7.The Brave Little Toaster - 91: Have you seen this? Probably not... or you don't remember because you blocked it out. Check it out HERE on YouTube and imagine a kid watching this... and we wonder why people grow up afraid of clowns. Yeesh.

8.Halloween (Rob Zombie's Halloween) - 87: Clown mask off? Happy kid. Clown mask on? Deeply tormented, brooding killer. Knowing this was essentially the key moment in the transformation to the legendary boogeyman helps.

9.Halloween 4 & 5 - 81: It's all about the holes cut out of the mask and the first-person camera view. How could someone so innocent be so evil? Oh yeah! She's related to Mr. Myers.

10.Demonic Toys - 80: The cover alone could give you nightmares. I remember walking through the old-school VHS movie rental store and strolling through the horror section as a kid. Man... you take out CGI and you get some really tangible, wicked toys, especially the clown-in-a-box.

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99% Suami Syg Anak dari Isteri

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1) 99% lelaki yang beristeri lebih sayang kepada anak daripada isterinya. Hal ini dibuktikan,   jika sependa anaknya melorot pasti diangkatkan, tapi jika sependa isteri yang sudah londeh malah dilorotkan lagi... 

2) 99% lelaki beristeri yang sudah punya anak, kalau lihat  Anak orang lain pasti ingat anak sendiri tapi kalau lihat isteri orang pasti lupa isteri sendiri... 

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4) 99% lelaki yang beristeri lebih sayang anak kerana kalau anak tidak pakai baju pasti dipakaikan baju, sebaliknya isteri yang sudah pakai baju malah suruh dibukakan baju...

5) 99% lelaki yang beristeri lebih memberikan perhatian pada anak, kalau anak tertonggeng dibantu untuk berdiri. Kalau isteri, dah berdiri pun malah disuruh tonggeng pula... 

6) Hampir 99% lelaki yang beristeri lebih sayang anak. Dibuktikan ketika malam hari, anak sedang asyik main tapi dirayu-rayu untuk tidur. Kalau isteri yang sudah asyik tidur pula dirayu malah diajak "main".. 

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